A Personal Introduction for Reliability Web

What a pleasure it was to speak with you and learn more about the dinner you're planning for your engineers on their last day of training on July 25th.

If you like what you see here, I'll bring my experience and expertise to ensure that it's even more fun, customized, and an unforgettable experience for your valued engineers.

Here's what I propose:

The One Man Wonder Show

• Date: Thursday, July 25, 2024
• Venue: Omaha Marriott 10220 Regency Cir, Omaha, NE 68114
• Audience size:  50
• I will arrive by 3:00 PM so that I have plenty of time to set everything up, do tech rehearsal with  lights and sound , and prepare for the show.
• After dinner I will perform 45-minutes of my One Man Wonder Show. 
• My One Man Wonder Show features extraordinary feats of sleight of hand, mind-reading, mentalism and comedy that will delight and amaze your engineers. They'll see ordinary household objects come to life, a paper airplane will fly directly to your smartest engineer, they'll see clothing transformed into food, I'll show them how an eggbeater can be used to read minds and we'll play the craziest game of Clue they've ever seen.
• There will be continuous audience participation so that everyone feels engaged in something special. This is the kind of experience that bonds people together.
• ALL my material is squeaky clean and family friendly, I never say or do anything that might be considered controversial or offensive.
• More importantly, my vast experience allows me to customize my material to include elements of Reliability Web culture. Is there a specific message you would like to emphasize in this evening? That's what I did for Salesforce and I can do it for Reliability Web.
• For personal reasons I mentioned I’m going to waive all my travel expenses. (That just saved you $1,000!)
• My One Man Wonder Show is totally self-contained with all props, costumes, set pieces and accessories so that you don’t have to worry about a thing.
• I will deal directly with Omaha Marriott regarding everything for my performance-- staging, lights, sound, music, etc.-- so that you don't have to.
• Appearance fee - $ 4,250 + hotel.