A Personal Introduction for California Funeral Directors Association

It was great speaking with you and learning more about your President's Banquet for June 15, 2026.

If you like what you see here, I'll bring my experience and expertise to ensure that it's even more fun, customized, and an unforgettable experience for your valued Members of the California Funeral Directors Association.

Here's what I propose:

The DIAMOND Experience -- One Man Wonder Show

• Date:   June 15, 2026
• Venue:   La Jolla Hilton 10950 North Torrey Pines Road La Jolla CA 10950
• Audience size: 100 - 150
• I will arrive by 4:00 PM so that I have plenty of time to set everything up, do tech rehearsal with lights and sound, and prepare for the show.
• After dinner I will perform 45-minutes of my One Man Wonder Show on stage. 
• My One Man Wonder Show features extraordinary feats of sleight of hand, mind-reading, mentalism and comedy that will delight and amaze your Members.
• They'll see ordinary household objects come to life, I'll demonstrate why a beer bottle makes the best piggy bank, a paper airplane will fly directly to your smartest Member, I'll show them how an eggbeater can be used to read minds and we'll play the craziest game of Clue they've ever seen.
• There will be constant audience participation and interaction so that your Members become part of the show and it reinforces the idea that the California Funeral Directors Association is the epicenter of all things magical. 
• ALL my material is squeaky clean and family friendly, I never say or do anything that might be considered controversial or offensive.
• My One Man Wonder Show is totally self-contained with all props, costumes, set pieces and accessories so that you don’t have to worry about a thing.
• I require a stage space of a minimum of 4' deep x 8' wide. 
• I will provide my own Shure wireless microphone system along with my Mogen headset microphone and my own audio mixing board that will plug into whatever your DJ is using. In addition, I will bring my Audio Ape system for my music cues during my performance. 
• Performance fee - $ 5,400 + hotel.