A Personal Introduction for Alarm Products Distributors

What a pleasure it was to speak with you and learn about your Customer Appreciation Dinner for May 2nd.

If you like what you see here, I'll bring my experience and expertise to ensure that it's even more fun, customized, and an unforgettable experience for your valued Customers of Alarm Products Distributors.

Here's what I propose:

One Man Wonder Show

• Date: Thursday, May 2, 2024
• Venue: The Mermaid Event Center  2200 Mounds View Blvd, Mounds View, MN 55112
• Audience size:  300
• I will arrive by 3:00 PM so that I have plenty of time to set everything up, do tech rehearsal with  lights and sound , and prepare for the show.
• After dinner (and speeches) I will perform 45-minutes of my One Man Wonder Show on stage. 
• My One Man Wonder Stage Show features extraordinary feats of sleight of hand, mind-reading, mentalism and comedy that will delight and amaze your Customers. They'll see ordinary household objects come to life, a paper airplane will fly directly to your most valuable customer, they'll see clothing transformed into food, I'll show them how an eggbeater can be used to read minds and we'll play the craziest game of Clue they've ever seen.
• There will be abundant audience participation so that everyone feels engaged in something special. This is the kind of experience that makes your Customers know how much APD appreciates them.
• ALL my material is squeaky clean and family friendly, I never say or do anything that might be considered controversial or offensive.
• More importantly, my vast experience allows me to customize my material to include elements of Alarm Products Distributors culture. Is there a specific message you would like to emphasize in this evening? That's what I did for Ford Motor Co. and I can do it for APD.
• For reasons you and I discussed on the phone, I’m going to waive all my travel expenses. (That just saved you $1,000!)
• My One Man Wonder Show is totally self-contained with all props, costumes, set pieces and accessories so that you don’t have to worry about a thing.
• I will deal directly with the Mermaid Event Center regarding everything for my performance-- staging, lights, sound, music, etc.-- so that you don't have to.
• Appearance fee - $ 6,250 + 2 nights hotel.